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02-11-2012, 06:31 PM #1
Why My Truck is Better Than My Significant Other
Let's all share our thoughts on why we think our trucks are better then our significant other.
I'll go first...
Because I can shut my truck off when I don't want to use it anymore
Because it lets me customize it the way I want to
Because it goes where I want it to go
Okay your turn...
02-11-2012, 06:34 PM #2
Doesn't complain when I hang out with my friends.
It doesn't nag me when I want to stay home.
If I think it needs a rub down, it doesn't complain about a headache.
2008 Ext. Cab Silverado LT1 5.3L 2WD
APC LED Tail Lights | Spec D Smoked Third LED Brake Light | aFe Magnum Force Stage 2 CAI
02-11-2012, 06:37 PM #3
- Because my truck has big bumpers...
- Because if I get tired of my truck I can trade it in for a younger, better model and still keep most of my possessions...
- Because my truck doesn't mind if I drive another truck for a while...
- Because my truck has a built-in volume control...
- Because when I turn my truck off it stays quiet until I turn it on, again...
- Because my truck doesn't care how many other trucks I've been in...
- Because I can ride my truck in public and not get arrested...
- Because if I put my foot down in my truck it won't bitch about it for three days before agreeing...
Last edited by SurrealOne; 02-11-2012 at 07:04 PM.
02-11-2012, 06:42 PM #4
because i can trade it in for a new one any time I want....
2011 GMC Sierra SLE 5.3 Z71 4X4 Stealth Gray Metallic / 2004 Chevy Impala LS 3.8 Cappuccino
Tow mirrors - Diablew Tuned - Flowmaster Regular 40 - Ready Lift 2.5' lift - BFG LT A/T K/Os - Carr Light Wing - TruckLite LED lights - Optima Red Top - 50% Front Window Tint - Line-X bedliner - Airaid MIT - Tekonsha P2 - ARS Billet Grill - Fia custom fit seat covers
02-11-2012, 07:03 PM #52010 Chevy Silverado Z71 ext cab.4x4
72 Monte Carlo 350-415 hp- sold (June 2011) to pay medical bills
79 Impala 350 4bbl 375 hp- sold (June 2011)to pay medical bills
"If He asks you to go a mile go two"
02-11-2012, 08:16 PM #6
Occasionally, while driving through the stripmall parking lot, I will look at my reflection in the store window to check out how cool I look driving my truck.
I stopped doing that while walking with my wife 30 years ago.
02-11-2012, 08:17 PM #7
02-12-2012, 11:50 AM #8
02-12-2012, 12:06 PM #9
Haha that's awesome. I like my truck better than my significant other because there is no significant other. Even if there was I'd love more truck more anyway...maybe that's why I don't have a significant other at the moment
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger cheater bar.
1999 GMC Sierra SLT Z71 | 5.3 "Vortec" | Spectre "Cold Air Intake" | TransDapt TBS | Hypertech 30005 Tune | 2005 Chevy Tail Lights | Denali headlights | Grill Mounted Fog Lights | AWS Bug Shield | 265/70/16 Futura Scramblers | Boss HD Speakers | 2005 Overhead Console | Flowmaster Super 40 mufflers 2N1O | Mostly stock-ish
Bigger Amp Alternator | Electric Fans | Transmission Fluid cooler | Paint (Halfway there)| Interior Restoration/Upgrade with newer model parts | Window Visors (In channel) | Tint | Low-Profile Tool Box | LEDs throughout stock cab locations (68% Done) | And whatever is spurr of the moment
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