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    Default Why My Truck is Better Than My Significant Other

    Let's all share our thoughts on why we think our trucks are better then our significant other.

    I'll go first...
    Because I can shut my truck off when I don't want to use it anymore
    Because it lets me customize it the way I want to
    Because it goes where I want it to go

    Okay your turn...




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    Doesn't complain when I hang out with my friends.
    It doesn't nag me when I want to stay home.
    If I think it needs a rub down, it doesn't complain about a headache.


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    • Because my truck has big bumpers...
    • Because if I get tired of my truck I can trade it in for a younger, better model and still keep most of my possessions...
    • Because my truck doesn't mind if I drive another truck for a while...
    • Because my truck has a built-in volume control...
    • Because when I turn my truck off it stays quiet until I turn it on, again...
    • Because my truck doesn't care how many other trucks I've been in...
    • Because I can ride my truck in public and not get arrested...
    • Because if I put my foot down in my truck it won't bitch about it for three days before agreeing...
    Last edited by SurrealOne; 02-11-2012 at 07:04 PM.

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    because i can trade it in for a new one any time I want....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SurrealOne View Post
    • Because my truck has big bumpers...
    • Because if I get tired of my truck I can trade it in for a younger, better model and still keep most of my possessions...
    • Because my truck doesn't mind if I drive another truck for a while...
    • Because my truck has a built-in volume control...
    • Because when I turn my truck off it stays quiet until I turn it on, again...
    • Because my truck doesn't care how may other trucks I've been in...
    • Because I can ride my truck in public and not get arrested...
    • Because if I put my foot down in my truck it won't bitch about it for three days before agreeing...
    Well Professor you got it smothered and covered...................................
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    Because....

    Occasionally, while driving through the stripmall parking lot, I will look at my reflection in the store window to check out how cool I look driving my truck.
    I stopped doing that while walking with my wife 30 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dana W View Post
    Because....

    Occasionally, while driving through the stripmall parking lot, I will look at my reflection in the store window to check out how cool I look driving my truck.
    I stopped doing that while walking with my wife 30 years ago.
    haha....I do that too...although I'm looking at how shiny my rims look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dana W View Post
    Because....

    Occasionally, while driving through the stripmall parking lot, I will look at my reflection in the store window to check out how cool I look driving my truck.
    I stopped doing that while walking with my wife 30 years ago.
    that is funny as hell.

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    Haha that's awesome. I like my truck better than my significant other because there is no significant other. Even if there was I'd love more truck more anyway...maybe that's why I don't have a significant other at the moment



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    Quote Originally Posted by rileyjr16 View Post
    Haha that's awesome. I like my truck better than my significant other because there is no significant other. Even if there was I'd love more truck more anyway...maybe that's why I don't have a significant other at the moment
    Riley,
    You'll know you got the right girl when she appreciates your truck as much as you, if not more.

    I also like my truck better than my BF because it doesn't mind when I take pictures of her back end.

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