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    Taxation Poem
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    Tax his land, tax his wage,
    Tax his bed in which he lays.
    Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes is the rule

    Tax his cow, tax his goat,
    Tax his pants, tax his coat.
    Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
    Tax his work, tax his dirt

    Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
    Teach him taxes are no joke.
    Tax his car, tax his grass,
    Tax the roads he must pass

    Tax his food, tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.
    Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
    If he cries, tax his tears

    Tax his bills, tax his gas,
    Tax his notes, tax his cash.
    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes, he has no dough

    If he hollers, tax him more,
    Tax him until he's good and sore.
    Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he lays

    Put these words upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
    And when he's gone, we won't relax,
    We'll still be after the inheritance tax
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    i hate taxes

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    f#ck taxes and obama

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    taxes pay for everything including the salaries of those who decide on the taxes. No wonder they keep going up.
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    Obama will tax us to the grave along with all the politicians who say they are agianst taxes.
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    SO TRUE!!!!! Thanks for posting @Coach24!!!

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    As a business owner I cringe at the start of the new year because we always have to pay taxes and refunds are just a distant memory. Not complaining but they are a bit high.


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    I think to make it fair they should tax everyone at 100% then at the end of the year they should just give us all a check for 50,000 and thats what we get for the year. I love taxes. Health care will be free. No more mortgages or student loans. I get paid way to much and its not fair so tax me more.

    ---------- Post added at 04:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:48 PM ----------

    Ok that was sarcasm in case you didnt get it. you get taxed for looking at the taxman the wrong way
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    Well if they had dispersed all the bailout money to citizens it would have solved he whole problem. Think about it. Requirements are you must pay down or off any and all loans . Fixes bank shortages. You must buy a new vehicle withing 1 year. Must be a Chrysler or GM. Bankrupt auto makers ,fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach24 View Post
    Well if they had dispersed all the bailout money to citizens it would have solved he whole problem. Think about it. Requirements are you must pay down or off any and all loans . Fixes bank shortages. You must buy a new vehicle withing 1 year. Must be a Chrysler or GM. Bankrupt auto makers ,fixed.
    Yup...............

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