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Thread: 3 Wishes ~ Osama Bin Laden
11-05-2007, 04:10 PM #1
3 Wishes ~ Osama Bin Laden
My sister just sent me this in email, and I figured you all might enjoy it.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada "
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."Patrick
11-05-2007, 04:24 PM #2
Good onePeter Smet
11-05-2007, 07:16 PM #3
My wife even liked it. I got to admit it is better than my idea to Nuke Em
She asked me though, Patrick.
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11-05-2007, 08:44 PM #4
Nice one! No he's been busy picking up halloween candy wrappers, Steve
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11-05-2007, 10:54 PM #5
No, since the site was down for the weekend, I had to take the cape off, and put some real clothes on
05-02-2011, 12:44 AM #6
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