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05-28-2012, 11:43 AM #1
Smartie Pants Game
Okay, this game is real simple.
1. Answer the previous question or curiosity. (The answer can be funny, fictional, serious or even a video link to the answer.)
2. Ask something that you want to know or are curious about. (again, the question can be anything. Keep it light hearted)
Okay, I'll go first.
Why are some mother in laws so nosy?
2002 Chevrolet Silverado Ext Cab 5.3 Liter / Automatic:
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05-28-2012, 12:26 PM #2
Because they are mother-in-laws.
Without using a computing aid/device of any kind, what is the cube root of pi?
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05-28-2012, 12:47 PM #3Jr. Engineer
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An irrational number.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2012 Silverado 1500 LS Crew Cab 4.8L 4x4
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Next Planned Mods:
Black billet grill inserts
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05-28-2012, 12:53 PM #4
The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. (Source: http://style.org/unladenswallow/)
What, precisely, is so funny about slapstick comedy?
05-28-2012, 01:13 PM #5
Dick Van Dyke, John Ritter, the 3 stooges all showed great examples of slapstick comedy, I guess the shear stupidity of it is why it is so funny.
Does anyone really know what time it is?
05-28-2012, 01:15 PM #6Jr. Engineer
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Chicago does.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
05-28-2012, 01:19 PM #7
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two (or more) isn't sure.
If a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime, will he make a sound?
05-28-2012, 01:28 PM #8
That is what we call a word salad and the answer is most likely sometimes never...................
What is the difference between a mechanic and a Technician?
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Sorry I'm so slow S your answer is yes but a very short sound............................
Originally Posted by SurrealOne
05-28-2012, 01:31 PM #9Legend
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Mechanic does all the work
Why was Memorial Day invented?
If at first you don't succeed, chances are, you are using too small of a cheater bar
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3 inch lift kit | 33 inch A/Ts | 4.10 gears | Bigger Alternator | Electric Fans | Oil/Trans Fluid cooler with fan | Custom Tune | Headers | Re-done exhaust | Paint | Interior Restoration/upgrade with newer model stuff | Newer GMC front cap | Window Visors (In channel) | Tint | Low-Profile Tool Box | LEDs throughout stock cab locations | And whatever is spurr of the moment
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05-28-2012, 01:34 PM #10
As a Technician I resemble that remark. Originally Posted by rileyjr16
To remember those who have sacrificed so much for our way of life to continue.
Why are all the red lights in Texas sideways?
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