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07-02-2012, 03:35 PM #51
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off.
Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
07-02-2012, 03:35 PM #52
what did the man say when a Steamroller ran over his cat????
he didnt say anything, he just sat there with a long puss
07-02-2012, 03:51 PM #53
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
.....ya clock faster and faster till the desire for speed overcomes the fear of bus.....
07-02-2012, 04:09 PM #54
Well, no where said it had to be good to be a valid entry so.. a dirty joke from childhood.
White horse fell into a mud puddle.Support the entire Constitution, not just the parts you like.
Common sense is only "right wing" if you are too far to the left.
07-02-2012, 04:36 PM #55
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- May 2012
I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed twovery large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents,so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?"
One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES , you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry, are you twowhales from Ireland?"
That's pretty much the last thing I remember...
07-02-2012, 04:40 PM #56
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- Dec 2009
So theres three dumb rednecks sitting in a bar havin some beers together. They get on the topic of how dumb their ol ladies are. The first redneck say "ma wife is so dumb the other day she went out n bought a new refrigerator, we dont even have electricity!." The second one goes on to say "Ya, well my wifes so dumb that last week she went out n bought a new toilet, we dont even have any plumbing!!." So the third redneck goes "You guys think your wives are dumb?! The other day I walked by my wifes purse n knocked it over and a strip of condoms fell out onto the floor. She dont even have a d**k!!"
Last edited by Steve; 07-02-2012 at 05:12 PM.
07-02-2012, 05:03 PM #57
- Join Date
- Jul 2010
- Alexandria, VA
"Hello is this the Fire Department?"
"Listen, my house is on fire, you've got to come out here right away!"
"Okay, how do we get to your house?"
"You mean you don't have those big red trucks anymore?"
Talk softly and
carry a big stick...
07-02-2012, 05:04 PM #58
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road...?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate...
Tim a.k.a. Da' Boulder
2003 Chevrolet Avalanche Z71 - Custom Emergency Response POV
Firefighter, Fire Policeman, Ambulance Driver, Rescue Tech, Emergency Lighting Installer
Tint, 20's, Bull Bar, Intake, Exhaust, Billet Grill, Stereo, Custom Console, Emergency Equipment, and the list goes on...
07-02-2012, 05:17 PM #59
Buy a Mac
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.
I was against it and an argument started.
I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.
He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"
And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."
07-02-2012, 05:44 PM #60
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- Jun 2012
are people disqualified for failure to read & follow the guidelines? A lot don't meet these standards
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