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    Funny funny. Make sure you read the rules on acceptable jokes too.

  2. #22

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    I still never found out who let the dogs out......
    2000 Chevrolet Silverado

    Powertrain:
    4.3L V6, 4L60E, 2WD, Single Cab
    Performance:
    Airaid CAI
    Poweraid TB Spacer
    Flowmaster 10-series exhaust (dumped)
    BLACKBEAR TUNED!!!
    Edge CS insight monitor
    4.10 gears
    Limited-slip differential
    LS-1 Dual Electric fans
    Corvette tranny servo swap

    Audio:
    Head Unit: Alpine
    Speakers: Alpine SPR-60C 6.5" component set, 4X6 Infinity Kappas
    Subs: 2-12" Kicker CVT's
    Amps: Alpine-M1000 (subs), Alpine MRX-F65 (Speakers)


    Tires/Wheels:
    305/70R16 NITTO Terra Grapplers
    16" PROCOMP 7089's
    Suspension:
    2" leveling kit
    3" Fabtech Spindle Lift Kit
    Front/Rear-Bilstein 5100 shocks

    Lighting:
    FRONT
    35W HID Low Beams
    RECON LED smoked roof cab lights
    REAR
    HELLA LED taillights and 3rd brakelight
    HELLA FF-75 Aux. Reverse Lamps
    RIGID dually D2, flush mount, wide beam
    Accessories:
    Hawk HPS Brake pads
    Russell braided steel brake lines
    Powerstop-red powdercoated brake calipers
    Powerslot Cryo brake rotors
    EGR in-channel window visors

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    An Irish man walks into a pub. The barman asks him, "what are ya drinking?"
    The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
    So the barman brings him three pints and the man begins to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more pints.

    The barman says, "Now, I know you like them cold but don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on your drink and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh one."

    The Irish man says, "Its not that. You see I have two brothers, one in France and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Friday night we'd still drink a pint together. So right now, my brothers have three pints too, and we're drinking together as a family.

    The barman thought that was a great thing to do.
    Every week the man came in and ordered three pints of beers.

    Then one week he came in and ordered only two pints.
    He drank them down and then ordered two more.
    The barman said to him, "I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers must have died."

    The man said, "Oh, my brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
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    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home.
    4.8L Vortec | 6inch Lift | 35'' BFG ALL TERRAINS | K&N Intake | AirRaid Throttle Body Space | 3inch straight pipe dumped at rear axle | BlackBear Tuned | 2 13in JL Audio Subs | 1000watt HD amp, 2.9 cap | Kenwood Dble Din | Gibson Hi Flo Cats | HIDs Hi/Los 55watt 8000k |4.56 gears |

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    Heres one for yall,
    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

    While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that darn cue ball he measures everything first!"

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    Classic!!!

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    Let's keep this thread going! Enter with a joke for your chance to win!

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    How is a golf ball different than a Ford?





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    THE REVEREND ELTON P. JONESTHE RESCUE MISSIONDakota City, Iowa 16409  
    Dear friend:
    Perhaps you have heard of me and my nationwide campaign in the cause of temperance. Each year for the past fourteen, I have made a tour of Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Illinois Iowa and Oklahoma, and have delivered a series of lectures on the evils of drinking. On this tour, I have been accompanied by my young friend and assistant, Clyde Clark. Clyde a man of good family and excellent background, is a pathetic example of life ruined by excessive indulgence in whiskey and pleasures of the flesh.
    Clyde would appear with me at the lectures and sit on a platform, wheezing and staring at the audience through bleary, bloodshot eyes, sweating profusely, picking his nose, passing gas, and making obscene gestures. I would point him out as an example of what drinking, etc. Can do to a person.
    Last summer, unfortunately, Clyde passed away. A mutual friend, taddpole has given me your name, and I wonder if you would care to take Clyde’s place on my next tour. I await your answer.
     
     
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    David Blaine's best "street magic" yet.....

    He walks down the street and turns into a bar.
    Rob
    1999 Suburban C1500 LS 5.7 K&N filter, VentVisors, debadged aka "LAAT/i...Larty"
    1994 C2500 454. Ex-Forest Service beastie. aka "Redneck"
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    Empty spot that needs a Jeep...

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