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  1. #1

    Default Girl on a Bridge

    On May 5th, 2012 a group of Harley bikers were riding south on I-275 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Sunshine Skyway so they stopped.
    The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the Florida State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
    After she's finished, George gets applause and approval from his group, the onlookers. Even from the State Trooper. Then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".
    The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

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    Is this really true?


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    Sounds like a scene out of a movie.. Passionate stuff!


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    So.... Did you Push Him/Her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BASSIST View Post
    On May 5th, 2012 a group of Harley bikers were riding south on I-275 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Sunshine Skyway so they stopped.
    The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the Florida State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
    After she's finished, George gets applause and approval from his group, the onlookers. Even from the State Trooper. Then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".
    The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
    You know George if they ever figure out you pushed "it" your in big trouble!!!

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    I have to admit, this is kinda funny

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    I needed a good laugh today. Thanks.

    Oh by the way did you rinse with clorox or listerine?
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    BAAHAHAHAHAHA... I needed that!

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