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    Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

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    i nearly pissed myself.. keep the funny sh!t coming
    Matt
    1987 GMC Sierra Classic 5.7TBI


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    Some other things to make you think...

    Hard work pays off in the future -- Laziness pays off now.

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    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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    The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

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    Everyone has to get married sometime. You can’t go through your whole life being happy.

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    jay you keep making my day so much better with your jokes.

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    Life is all about ass...either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it.

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    Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, its fun at first, then you realize you’re just screwing yourself.

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    Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen & oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer…

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