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    I like my eggs like I like my alcohol, in a shot glass filled with alcohol (minus the eggs).

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    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayMack75 View Post
    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    ill bite... why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD4x4 Fireman View Post
    ill bite... why?
    Your guess is as good as mine...but imagine this, what would a sheep look like if you blow dryed it... Don King?

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    WAIT WAIT,, I Can't Breath. Hholld on, I can't type either. I got to get back on my chair. ok, ok, I'm alright. Go ahead. I've got to write these down.
    Jay :happy: Waxhaw, N.C.
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    69 Chevy C-10 Fleetside 350 ci 3spd. mild cam, 270hp,stock.duel 2.5" exhaust. Lowered 2" made own blocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayMack75 View Post
    Your guess is as good as mine...but imagine this, what would a sheep look like if you blow dryed it... Don King?
    ROFL i do see the similarities(sp?)

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    When someone pisses you off it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**ch slap that motherf**ker upside his head!

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    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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    Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

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    If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

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