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    Quote Originally Posted by Flatman View Post
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    Here's today's fun little tid-bit...

    I used to hate going to weddings. My friends and family would poke me in the ribs and say “you’re next!!” They stopped that stuff when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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    I used to hate going to weddings. My friends and family would poke me in the ribs and say “you’re next!!” They stopped that stuff when I started doing it to them at funerals.
    I've heard that one before but funny every time.

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    ok heres one for ya what do winter storms and sex have in common? They perdict 6 to 8 inches and are happy with 2 to 4 inches
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer911 View Post
    ok heres one for ya what do winter storms and sex have in common? They perdict 6 to 8 inches and are happy with 2 to 4 inches
    LMAO That was a good one.

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    I know I have missed a few days (due to work) so I will leave a few extra thoughts to ponder today...

    Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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    JayMack75 those jokes were very funny. i needed a good laugh
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