3 Wishes ~ Osama Bin Laden

Discussion in 'Photo & Video Gallery' started by TrailLeadr, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. TrailLeadr

    TrailLeadr Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    My sister just sent me this in email, and I figured you all might enjoy it.

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada "

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
    the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land."

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

    The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
  2. Davandy

    Davandy Moderator 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Good one :great:
  3. 84fiero123

    84fiero123 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts Platinum Contributor


    My wife even liked it. I got to admit it is better than my idea to Nuke Em

    She asked me though, Patrick.

    You’re a Super Moderator, does that mean you sit at the computer all day in your underwear and a shirt with an S on it with a cape on?
  4. Cableguy

    Cableguy Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Nice one! No he's been busy picking up halloween candy wrappers, Steve
  5. TrailLeadr

    TrailLeadr Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    No, since the site was down for the weekend, I had to take the cape off, and put some real clothes on :tongue:
  6. ChevyFan

    ChevyFan The Sheriff Staff Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    Nice to bring back some Osama Bin Laden jokes.

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