Beer Contains Female Hormones

Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by KD7ONE, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. KD7ONE

    KD7ONE Rockstar 100 Posts

    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists
    released the results of a recent analysis that
    revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
    contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
    enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
    within a 1 hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.
  2. 99Sub4x4

    99Sub4x4 New Member

    Further testing is necessary... Where do these female hormones come from? Just from the hops? and it's a theory that these plants contain female hormones? That should be a proven fact, else the rest is BS.
  3. TahoeFever

    TahoeFever Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    Are you serious ?

    This was a joke based on the men being drunk they act as women
  4. omegafiler

    omegafiler Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    Man, I would certainly hope nobody that that was serious!

  5. Gmcsuvguy

    Gmcsuvguy Rockstar 100 Posts

    Lol, that was hilarious!:lol:
  6. Cableguy

    Cableguy Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Damn it! Thats where my man boobs are coming from :neutral:......
  7. ChevyFan

    ChevyFan The Sheriff Staff Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    I call for an open scientific investigation into these claims. Let's sign up for a government grant and buy a keganator for our research. We'll have to hold regular meetings, say Friday nights for a year, to determine the long-term effects.
  8. Cableguy

    Cableguy Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    If I may guess. According to this study we would have have a successful interior designer job, wear a Versace jacket with blue jeans and penny loafers and say stuff like "Did you see that outfit she was wear, boring..." and cry during the movie Broke back mountain. :rofl:
  9. crane3447

    crane3447 Rockstar 100 Posts

    Dude your starting to scare me. But thats a funny joke. But if you think about it its also not far from the truth. No thats scary!
  10. TahoeFever

    TahoeFever Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    X2 !!!!............:lol:

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