Beer vs Water

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by RockHead, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. RockHead

    RockHead Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:

    Water = Poo
    Beer = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

    There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
     
  2. CoDaChrome

    CoDaChrome Rockstar 100 Posts

    I prefer beer/rum to water myself I like to drink things that have a taste to them not just wet
     
  3. mr.copenhagen

    mr.copenhagen Rockstar 100 Posts

    lmfao well..OK THAN HAHAAHA does moon shine count??haha cuz i got some lol i allready talk stupid..so taht means ill talk like a smart person now??
     
  4. Cableguy

    Cableguy Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Hey do you run shine in a black dodge like steve earl....
     
  5. KD7ONE

    KD7ONE Rockstar 100 Posts

    I believe that politicians drink more water than anyone else for obvious reasons
     
  6. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Well it is obvious that politicians drink 1000 times more water than the rest of us, as their are more s*&^ heads per capita in DC. They even beat out the crack heads down the street.
     
  7. aloxdaddy99

    aloxdaddy99 Rockstar 4 Years 1000 Posts

    Coach you are speaking the truth on that one.
     
  8. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Grandma would whip me good if I lied.
    Just don't show her the reference to a crappy situation .
     
  9. Bowtie Man

    Bowtie Man Member

    Drink more beer!!! lesson learned
     
  10. dsfloyd

    dsfloyd Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner Gold Member 1000 Posts

    Thats a good one:rofl:
     

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