Fifity Dollars

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  1. 1st Synthetics

    1st Synthetics Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
    Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
    One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
    'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
    To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
    The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'
    Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
    The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
    He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
    When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
    Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
     
  2. tattooed4life

    tattooed4life Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    :rofl:--That's a good one!!!
     
  3. 95silverado

    95silverado New Member

    HAHA that was unexpected. :lol:
     
  4. bry2500

    bry2500 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:
     
  5. Z71_guy

    Z71_guy Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    lol thats great
     
  6. Ghostwhite

    Ghostwhite New Member

    very good very good
     
  7. skipray

    skipray Member

    Caught me too..LMAO good one!
     

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