Girl on a Bridge

Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by BASSIST, Jul 8, 2012.


    BASSIST Rockstar 100 Posts

    On May 5[SUP]th[/SUP], 2012 a group of Harley bikers were riding south on I-275 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Sunshine Skyway so they stopped.
    The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the Florida State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
    After she's finished, George gets applause and approval from his group, the onlookers. Even from the State Trooper. Then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".
    The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

    LOVINTHESTORM Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Is this really true?
  3. TexasTechRaider

    TexasTechRaider Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Sounds like a scene out of a movie.. Passionate stuff!
  4. Enkeiavalanche

    Enkeiavalanche Loving the Outdoors Staff Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 5000 Posts

    So.... Did you Push Him/Her? :sign0020:
  5. tbplus10

    tbplus10 Epic Member Staff Member 5+ Years 5000 Posts Platinum Contributor

    You know George if they ever figure out you pushed "it" your in big trouble!!!
  6. Salesguy1980

    Salesguy1980 Rockstar 100 Posts

    I have to admit, this is kinda funny :rofl:
  7. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    I needed a good laugh today. Thanks.

    Oh by the way did you rinse with clorox or listerine?:rofl:
  8. 08_rado_rocker

    08_rado_rocker Member 2 Years 500 Posts

    BAAHAHAHAHAHA... I needed that! :rofl:

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