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Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by Joeairforce, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. Joeairforce

    Joeairforce Epic Member 5+ Years 100 Posts

    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif][FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

    Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
    Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
    for over a minute.

    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
    unforgivable behavior."

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

    As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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  2. Caddiac

    Caddiac Rockstar 3 Years 1000 Posts

    :rofl: I hope you have a very Happy Thanks giving!
     
  3. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Bahh Humbug
     

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