JOTD, Wife from hell

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  1. RockHead

    RockHead Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    WIFE FROM HELL


    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

    The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

    The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

    The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."


    The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

    The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

    I love this part....



    "Only when he's been drinking."
     
  2. kuyawil69

    kuyawil69 New Member

    Very funny... :rofl:
     
  3. 99'HEARTBEAT

    99'HEARTBEAT Epic Member Staff Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts Platinum Contributor

    That is one of the best ones of heard in a long Time
     
  4. ippielb

    ippielb Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Haha! Wow, that's a gooder. Thanks for posting.
     
  5. bry2500

    bry2500 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Still laughing!!!

    Great joke.
     
  6. texas99lb

    texas99lb Rockstar

    She would of been walking after that...:lol:
     
  7. 5speedsilverado

    5speedsilverado Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    :lol::sign0020::rofl:
     
  8. seffieldvillage@aol.com

    seffieldvillage@aol.com Rockstar 100 Posts

    Woman

    that woman would be in some ones truck. not mine
     
  9. tattooed4life

    tattooed4life Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  10. Z71_guy

    Z71_guy Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    lol thats great
     

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