Letterman / Leno Quotes

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  1. 1st Synthetics

    1st Synthetics Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    [FONT=&quot]Barack Obama says he will sign an executive order closing down Guantanamo Bay. A spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program.
    - Jay Leno

    You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B.L.T. would be the bacon?
    - David Letterman


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