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Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by bry2500, May 19, 2009.

  1. bry2500

    bry2500 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    This was in my local papers police notes. Can anyone find the problem with this story?

    "A Warner Street man reported to police at 7:55 p.m. Sunday that his foot was run over by a pickup truck on Main Street near Chestnut Street. The man, who is legally blind, gave police a license plate number but they found no match. The man refused medical attention"
     
  2. TUTONE

    TUTONE Rockstar

    Wait a minute! If he's legally blind...how...license plate...huh? Okay, so where's the punchline?
     
  3. bry2500

    bry2500 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    This is the problem with living on an island, you can't get rid of the stupid people. Honestly how could a reporter write this story and not realize the story is just a little screwy.
     
  4. Springthing

    Springthing Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    Muahahaha.. That's one for Jay Leno's Headlights.
     
  5. tbplus10

    tbplus10 Epic Member Staff Member 5+ Years 5000 Posts Platinum Contributor

    Actually just because your legally blind doesnt mean you cant see.
    My wifes aunt is legally blind and I always assumed that she couldnt see anything untill a few years ago she told me to quit flipping the bird to my brother in-law, I was perplexed about that and asked her how she knew what I was doing, she explained to me she's considered legally blind because she has no periferal vision and is far sighted.
     
  6. nickgiacalone

    nickgiacalone Rockstar 100 Posts

    thanks for the buzz-kill lol
     

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