Men do remember anniversaries

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  1. Cableguy

    Cableguy Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

    She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

    The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

    'Yes, I do' she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

    'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

    'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

    'I remember that too' she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

    'I would have been released today.'
  2. 2ToNe04

    2ToNe04 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    lol crazy.... seems like those msg's i get on my cell.
  3. GaryL

    GaryL Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts Platinum Contributor

    Jamie, nice timing, today is my 19th anniversary. I showed this to my wife and told her I thought it was funny. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
  4. Stouffer

    Stouffer Rockstar 100 Posts

  5. Z71_guy

    Z71_guy Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

  6. Crakums_GT

    Crakums_GT Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    Lol things to look forward to. Only been married for 1.5 yrs now.

  7. AcousticHoney

    AcousticHoney New Member

    HAHA !

    Reminds me of Jarhead.
    One of the guys either had to go to jail, or join the army.
    While he was on the plane, flying to the desert,
    he realized he would have been out of jail at that time.

    "Ma'am, could you warm up my nuts?"
  8. Davandy

    Davandy Moderator 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Good one :rofl: :great:
  9. cascott325

    cascott325 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    and i just got engaged...
  10. zubbiez

    zubbiez Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    showing this to the wife when she gets home Im sure she'll find the humor in it

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