More jokes

Discussion in 'Photo & Video Gallery' started by JayMack75, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. JayMack75

    JayMack75 Former Member

    Sorry ya'll. I had to go out of town and didnt have availabilty to post. Here ya go...

    People are like slinkys . . . Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. :rofl:
  2. JayMack75

    JayMack75 Former Member

    Here's today's fun little tid-bit...

    I used to hate going to weddings. My friends and family would poke me in the ribs and say “you’re next!!” They stopped that stuff when I started doing it to them at funerals.
  3. finalday7

    finalday7 Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    I've heard that one before but funny every time.
  4. homer911

    homer911 Rockstar 100 Posts

    ok heres one for ya what do winter storms and sex have in common? They perdict 6 to 8 inches and are happy with 2 to 4 inches
  5. MD4x4 Fireman

    MD4x4 Fireman Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    JayMack75 those jokes were very funny. i needed a good laugh
  6. JayMack75

    JayMack75 Former Member

    LMAO That was a good one.
  7. JayMack75

    JayMack75 Former Member

    I know I have missed a few days (due to work) so I will leave a few extra thoughts to ponder today...

    Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
  8. JayMack75

    JayMack75 Former Member

    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  9. JayMack75

    JayMack75 Former Member

    Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
  10. JayMack75

    JayMack75 Former Member

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

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