My Private Part Died Today

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  1. Cableguy

    Cableguy Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in
    a nursinghome. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
    Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died
    today, and I am very sad."
    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
    crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
    with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse
    Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
    hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your
    But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you
    yesterday that my Private Part died."
    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
    your pajamas?"
    (You gotta love this ..)

    Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
  2. GM_Guy

    GM_Guy Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    Oh My.....that Was Funny!!!!!!
  3. 95CTburb19

    95CTburb19 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

  4. Flatman

    Flatman Rockstar ROTM Winner 100 Posts

  5. Dj Friction

    Dj Friction Rockstar 100 Posts

    OMG.......LOL.........I try to have a viewing everyday.......But my wife say's the same as the nurse........

    Put that thing away....????

    Oh well there's always tomorrow!!!
  6. MD4x4 Fireman

    MD4x4 Fireman Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    thats funny shi* right there

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