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Never Lie To Your Mother (old but good)

Discussion in 'Photo & Video Gallery' started by Sooner, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. Sooner

    Sooner New Member

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    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it. But, I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.”
    So he sat down and wrote:


    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house.
    I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
    But the fact remains, one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Brian


    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:


    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer.
    I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer.
    But the fact remains, if Jennifer were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Never lie to your mother.

    Love, Mom
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  2. Davandy

    Davandy Moderator

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    :rofl: LOL :great:
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  3. 95CTburb19

    95CTburb19 New Member

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    haha that one is a classic.:happy:
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  4. MD4x4 Fireman

    MD4x4 Fireman New Member

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    i never heard that before.... thats FUNNY!
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  5. Holy Smoke

    Holy Smoke New Member

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    I'm writting that one down.. WOW:slap: That's for getting caught !!
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  6. finalday7

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    :rofl: Man I like that one.
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  7. TheonenonlyBella

    TheonenonlyBella New Member

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    Haha that's funny

    Deff. a good joke

    I'm gonna save it XD
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