New special driver's licence now available!

Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by johnvosh, Jun 12, 2011.

  1. johnvosh

    johnvosh New Member

    So I hear there is a new license out and I was wondering if anyone knew where I could get one.

    Having one of these special license's mean's you no longer have to signal when changing lanes, no signalling at lights, you can cut other people off, and you can do 20+ over the speed limit, speed thru construction/playground/school zones. Plus you can also text while driving, and drive 20 under the speed limit on dry roads with clear skies to slow traffic down.

    Who else wants one of these?
  2. stephan

    stephan New Member

    lol, isn't that the license that they're giving to all the illegal aliens?
  3. I think you don't need insurance with one of those license also. LOL.
  4. Enkeiavalanche

    Enkeiavalanche Moderator

    I thought it was for all those Canadian people driving down to Fla...
  5. Jimmeh

    Jimmeh New Member

    They make it all the way down there?!?!? I can't STAND the way Canadians drive. No offense to any on the forums here, but you guys suck at driving. Especially those of you from BC.
  6. TELORVEHC

    TELORVEHC New Member

    Must be a special "DBag license" :lol:
  7. aloxdaddy99

    aloxdaddy99 New Member

    That is funny as hell!
  8. Caddiac

    Caddiac New Member

    When ever I run up on guys with that "special license", I use "post event signaling" using the universal sign associated with displeasure. For those who are particularly inattentive when piloting several thousand pounds of automobile at highway speeds, I will use the horn to accompany the hand signal. Though admittedly, the more subtle bug-eyed stare that clearly communicates that I have just had a close encounter with a brain dead azzhole is one of my favorites.

    I probably should not admitt this but, I often fantasize about launching a nuclear-tipped land torpedo from the top of my truck and watching the ensusing mushroom cloud. :glasses:
  9. clgoch187

    clgoch187 New Member

    you'll have to try the fist......no one respects the finger anymore
  10. Big75

    Big75 New Member

    You know you get paid for that kind of liscence! We all pay them, they're called cops. Everything minus the texting while driving thing. but you missed the "pulling other people over for no good reason" feature aswell.
  11. Als09Sierra

    Als09Sierra New Member

    I think you get that license for free when you get your AARP card.
    Caddiac: I always envision a cow pusher on the front of my truck but I like your idea better. :)
  12. Caddiac

    Caddiac New Member

    Dave Barry, a humor columnist for the Miami Herald and professional smart-azz first mentioned the nuclear tipped land torpedo many years ago so I cannot claim to be the originator. Dave also said something to the effect that they would only be available to 'those mature enough to handle a tactical nuclear weapon in a traffic'. That sounds like you and me Al !
  13. Als09Sierra

    Als09Sierra New Member

    As long as we both have a red key!
  14. ntbush83

    ntbush83 New Member

    I'm still laughing from this comment! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  15. stephan

    stephan New Member

    Hey Caddie, how come only you & Al are qualified for the missles? Me & Ntbush are both qualified.. Either nukes or maybe a Dillion mini gun:great:
  16. aloxdaddy99

    aloxdaddy99 New Member

    Taking the shotgun out from under the seat and placing it on the dash works too. You just have to raise it up a little while placing it on the dash.
  17. csltrains96

    csltrains96 New Member

    I just love it when I am pulling my 30 foot travel trailer for a weekend camping trip and one of these license holders decides to turn out in front of me at an intersection, going in the same direction that I am, and then take their time getting their little car up to speed. It's hard to not cruise up on their back bumper and lay on the horn like "Couldn't you see this this big truck and travel trailer coming into the intersection? You really decided to pull out IN FRONT of ME?" Then I motion for them to "shoo" and get going!
  18. sgtsjj

    sgtsjj New Member

    i couldnt agree more with you caddi!
  19. Asphalt Animal

    Asphalt Animal New Member

    Must be handing them out at the senior center and the welfare office around here. Good thing I don't have either a pistol or snow plow; one way or the other I'd be clearin' the road!

    Just hit me, Can also attempt pit maneuver on them!

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