Redneck Pictures

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by Coach24, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    guilty conscience or what?
     
  2. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    You might be a redneck if:*It never occurred to you to
    be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'*

    You might be a redneck if:*You've never protested about seeing
    the 10 Commandments posted in public places.*

    You might be a redneck if:*You still say ' Christmas'
    instead of 'Winter Festival.'*

    You might be a redneck if:*You bow your head when*
    someone prays.*

    You might be a redneck if:*You stand and place your
    hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
    You might be a redneck if:*You treat our armed forces
    veterans with great respect, and always have.
    You might be a redneck if:*You've never burned an
    American flag, nor intend to.*

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
    and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.*

    You might be a redneck if:*You respect your elders and
    raised your kids to do the same.*
    You might be a redneck if:*You'd give your last dollar to
    a friend.
    *
    You might be a redneck if: You believe in God & Jesus
    and believe that others have the right to*believe in which
    ever God they believe in as long as their God does not
    tell them to kill anyone who does not believe the same
    as they do!!!!!


    God Bless the USA !*
     
  3. Dana W

    Dana W Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    Jes tape it inta the inside of yer winder with duck tape like a true redneck.
     
  4. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Only if you use some duct tape!!!!! :lol:
     
  5. dsfloyd

    dsfloyd Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner Gold Member 1000 Posts

    After 10 pages of making fun of my people ya gotta go and be all serious. and how true it is.
    We had a joke where I grew up.
    "What do you get when you have 32 women in a Foresthill (my hometown) bar?"
    "A full set of teeth"

    ---------- Post added at 10:20 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:19 AM ----------

    Now thats funny :lol:
     
  6. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts





    Yup nuff said .
     
  7. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    I had to post something halfway serious. I'm not trying to offend anyone. It's all in fun. I always tell my southern friends that I was redneck before they even knew what redneck was!!!!! LOL
     
  8. Dana W

    Dana W Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    No, dude, you gotta buy the "Duck" brand duct tape at Walmart. Whatcha think? I'm a redneck or sumpin an' cain't spall?:rofl:
     
  9. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    My friends "THE STOMPER""" now thats redneck and it was a blast!!!!
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2012
  10. dsfloyd

    dsfloyd Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner Gold Member 1000 Posts

    I would so rock one of those. I might even have to regrow the mullet
     

Share This Page

Newest Gallery Photos