Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by Coach24, Jan 15, 2012.
guilty conscience or what?
You might be a redneck if:*It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'*
You might be a redneck if:*You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.*
You might be a redneck if:*You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'*
You might be a redneck if:*You bow your head when*
You might be a redneck if:*You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if:*You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:*You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.*
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.*
You might be a redneck if:*You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.*
You might be a redneck if:*You'd give your last dollar to
You might be a redneck if: You believe in God & Jesus
and believe that others have the right to*believe in which
ever God they believe in as long as their God does not
tell them to kill anyone who does not believe the same
as they do!!!!!
God Bless the USA !*
Jes tape it inta the inside of yer winder with duck tape like a true redneck.
Only if you use some duct tape!!!!! :lol:
After 10 pages of making fun of my people ya gotta go and be all serious. and how true it is.
We had a joke where I grew up.
"What do you get when you have 32 women in a Foresthill (my hometown) bar?"
"A full set of teeth"
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Now thats funny :lol:
Yup nuff said .
I had to post something halfway serious. I'm not trying to offend anyone. It's all in fun. I always tell my southern friends that I was redneck before they even knew what redneck was!!!!! LOL
No, dude, you gotta buy the "Duck" brand duct tape at Walmart. Whatcha think? I'm a redneck or sumpin an' cain't spall?:rofl:
My friends "THE STOMPER""" now thats redneck and it was a blast!!!!
I would so rock one of those. I might even have to regrow the mullet
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