Ok guys and gals, here's the deal if you've never played before. Someone posts a wish, the next poster grants it but it's a corrupted wish. That poster then wishes and it continues. So for example: XX said: I wish I had a peanut butter and jam sandwich. YY said: Granted, but it's actually peanut butter and toe jam. I'll start off: I wish the dog cleaned up after himself in the yard.