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Skinny Dipping

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by 1st Synthetics, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. 1st Synthetics

    1st Synthetics Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    [FONT=&quot]An elderly man in
    > Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
    > He had a large pond in the back.
    > It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it
    > up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
    > orange, and lime trees.
    > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
    > the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look
    > it over.
    > He grabbed a five- gallon bucket to bring back some
    > fruit.
    > As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
    > laughing with glee.
    > As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
    > young
    > women skinny-dipping in his
    > pond.
    > He made the women aware of his presence and they
    > all went to the deep end.
    > One of the women shouted to him,
    > 'we're not coming
    > out until you leave!'
    > The old man frowned,
    > 'I didn't come
    > down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out
    > of the pond naked...'
    > Holding the bucket up he said,
    > 'I'm here to feed
    > the alligator.'
    > Some old men can still
    > think fast.

  2. Z71_guy

    Z71_guy Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    hahahah thats great
  3. moosetags

    moosetags Rockstar 100 Posts

    Greetings from the Florida Panhandle

    That's a nice story. It even has a moral. Don't swim naked in someone else's pond.
  4. tattooed4life

    tattooed4life Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    :lol: That's a good one!!
  5. zubbiez

    zubbiez Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    Theres been times in my life when I wish I could think that fast!

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