Smartie Pants Game

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by donyms, May 28, 2012.

  1. donyms

    donyms New Member

    Okay, this game is real simple.

    1. Answer the previous question or curiosity. (The answer can be funny, fictional, serious or even a video link to the answer.)

    2. Ask something that you want to know or are curious about. (again, the question can be anything. Keep it light hearted)

    Okay, I'll go first.

    Why are some mother in laws so nosy?
  2. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member

    Because they are mother-in-laws.

    Without using a computing aid/device of any kind, what is the cube root of pi?
  3. UpsetProps

    UpsetProps New Member

    An irrational number.

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  4. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member

    The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. (Source:

    What, precisely, is so funny about slapstick comedy?
  5. donyms

    donyms New Member

    Dick Van Dyke, John Ritter, the 3 stooges all showed great examples of slapstick comedy, I guess the shear stupidity of it is why it is so funny.

    Does anyone really know what time it is?
  6. UpsetProps

    UpsetProps New Member

    Chicago does.

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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  7. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member

    A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two (or more) isn't sure.

    If a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime, will he make a sound?
  8. donyms

    donyms New Member

    That is what we call a word salad and the answer is most likely sometimes never...................

    What is the difference between a mechanic and a Technician?

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    Sorry I'm so slow S your answer is yes but a very short sound............................
  9. rileyjr16

    rileyjr16 New Member

    Mechanic does all the work

    Why was Memorial Day invented?
  10. donyms

    donyms New Member

    As a Technician I resemble that remark. :rofl:

    To remember those who have sacrificed so much for our way of life to continue.

    Why are all the red lights in Texas sideways?
  11. UpsetProps

    UpsetProps New Member

    If by sideways you mean is for better clearance.

    Who watches the watchmen?
  12. rileyjr16

    rileyjr16 New Member

    Because Texas is bassackwards and no one knows how to drive

    Why do we drive on the right hand side and not the left hand side
  13. donyms

    donyms New Member

    Because all our steering wheels are on the left side, Duhhhhhhhhh.

    Why is the sky blue in the daytime?
  14. rileyjr16

    rileyjr16 New Member

    Something to do with air molecules and sun and some other crap I don't remember because I didn't pay attention in science class

    Why is the grass green
  15. donyms

    donyms New Member

    Grass and most other plants are green because they contain a pigment known as chlorophyll. The chlorophyll is used in the process of photosynthesis where a plant produces sugar in the presence of sunlight.

    How many stars are in the sky at night? (Best Estimate)
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  16. the phantom

    the phantom New Member

    It has been said that counting the stars in the Universe is like trying to count the number of sand grains on a beach on Earth. Sorry dont have time to count.

    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  17. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member

    By the time woodchucks evolve enough to chuck wood there won't be any trees/wood left on the planet, so the answer is none.

    Why is hemp (i.e. the plant from which man's oldest fabrics are made and about 90% of whose strains are low-THC) illegal when once it was a staple for rope, fabric, and the like?
  18. rileyjr16

    rileyjr16 New Member

    Something about it being a cheap replacement for paper

    Why is the ocean appear blue
  19. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member

    The ocean looks blue because blue light is a shorter wavelength of light that is is reflected more readily by water than longer wavelengths (such as red, orange, and yellow). Since most of the light that's reflected/returned by water is blue, it looks blue to us. (The same principle is what causes the sky to look blue.)

    What is the origin of Chicago's anti-gun stance?
  20. Coach24

    Coach24 New Member

    Well it had something to do with the huge increase of murders in the 60's. Mayor daley took a hard line against guns and the the aftermath of MLK,Bobby Kennedy and Reagan shootings propelled the initial order to some where close to what todays ordinance is. I don't have all the exact details but it is my understanding this was the main catalyst.

    Why do people create hybrid peppers to be the hottest on the planet when no one can possibly eat them?

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