Taxation Poem

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by 1st Synthetics, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. 1st Synthetics

    1st Synthetics Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    [FONT=&quot]Taxation Poem[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Tax his land, tax his wage,
    Tax his bed in which he lays.
    Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes is the rule

    Tax his cow, tax his goat,
    Tax his pants, tax his coat.
    Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
    Tax his work, tax his dirt

    Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
    Teach him taxes are no joke.
    Tax his car, tax his grass,
    Tax the roads he must pass

    Tax his food, tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.
    Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
    If he cries, tax his tears

    Tax his bills, tax his gas,
    Tax his notes, tax his cash.
    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes, he has no dough

    If he hollers, tax him more,
    Tax him until he's good and sore.
    Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he lays

    Put these words upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
    And when he's gone, we won't relax,
    We'll still be after the inheritance tax
  2. Z71_guy

    Z71_guy Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    i hate taxes
  3. 2ToNe04

    2ToNe04 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    f#ck taxes and obama
  4. bry2500

    bry2500 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    taxes pay for everything including the salaries of those who decide on the taxes. No wonder they keep going up.
  5. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Obama will tax us to the grave along with all the politicians who say they are agianst taxes.
  6. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 4 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    SO TRUE!!!!! Thanks for posting [MENTION=48417]Coach24[/MENTION]!!!
  7. donyms

    donyms Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    As a business owner I cringe at the start of the new year because we always have to pay taxes and refunds are just a distant memory. Not complaining but they are a bit high.
  8. dsfloyd

    dsfloyd Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    I think to make it fair they should tax everyone at 100% then at the end of the year they should just give us all a check for 50,000 and thats what we get for the year. I love taxes. Health care will be free. No more mortgages or student loans. I get paid way to much and its not fair so tax me more.:great:

    ---------- Post added at 04:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:48 PM ----------

    Ok that was sarcasm in case you didnt get it. you get taxed for looking at the taxman the wrong way
  9. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Well if they had dispersed all the bailout money to citizens it would have solved he whole problem. Think about it. Requirements are you must pay down or off any and all loans . Fixes bank shortages. You must buy a new vehicle withing 1 year. Must be a Chrysler or GM. Bankrupt auto makers ,fixed.
  10. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts


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