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The GMTC Dictionary for the Computer challenged

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Jan 9, 2011.

  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    As a public service we need to create a dictionary of technical computer and Internet terms to share among us GMTC brethren and sisteren. I'll start off with a few, but please add more and more. Please keep them PG-13 though.:rules:

    1) Browser - one of those battery operated devices used to trim your eyebrows.

    2) Adobe Flash - something you do in a Santa Fe hotel wearing only a trenchcoat.

    3) Wikileaks - what happens if you drink too much beer in a short period of time.

    4) Youtube - hard to keep this PG-13, let me just say that only guys have one.

    5) Download - scarfing down pizza from a buffet while seated

    6) Upload - scarfing down pizza from a buffet while standing

    7) Spyware - attaching a micro camera to your underwear for the purpose of covert operations

    8) Hard drive - a route driven at night during treacherous weather over winding roads
  2. Enkeiavalanche

    Enkeiavalanche Rockstar 4 Years ROTM Winner 5000 Posts

    You forgot Spell check...
  3. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Spell Check - Something required by anal-retentive's who need perfection in order to comprehend the comprehendable.
  4. clgoch187

    clgoch187 Rockstar 4 Years 500 Posts

    i thought a download was droppin large volumes into the crapper

    IM- im typing arent i?
    PM- forgot the s
  5. ejohnson03

    ejohnson03 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    Backup: What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods

    BAR CODE: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

    CHIP: Pasture muffins that ya try not to step in

    CRASH: When ya go to Bubba's party uninvited

    DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't far when ya pull the trigger

    HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

    INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers keep their hair

    MEGABYTES: A day of good fishin'

    MEGAHERTZ: How yer head feels after 17 beers

    ONLINE: Where ya stay when takin the sobriety test

    SPREAD SHEET: What Momma puts on the bed for a new boy friend

    WINDOW: Place in the truck to hang yer guns
  6. clgoch187

    clgoch187 Rockstar 4 Years 500 Posts

    forum- fer um, not fer yous
  7. ntbush83

    ntbush83 Rockstar 4 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    hahaha :rofl::rofl:

    Ain't that the truth!
  8. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Antivirus - Coughing on people who disagree with you when you have the flu.

    Google - What the neighbor lady does when you mow the yard in yer thong.

    Yahoo - What your wife sez when she sees you nekked.

    Bandwidth - The setting on your fat cousin's lap band.

    Task Manager - Your wife.

    Windows Explorer - The creepy old man with a camcorder that lives down the road.

    Trackpad - What you jot down your bets on when you are at the track.
  9. clgoch187

    clgoch187 Rockstar 4 Years 500 Posts

    USB- hispanic slang pronounced: "us-b!"
    BATTERY- remember when you beat your soon to be ex wife? yeah thats it
    SAFE MODE- double baggin and still pullin out
  10. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Hyperthreading - Sewing after drinking 12 cans of Jolt

    Security suite - Having a lockable bedroom when your wife finds out you were with her sister.

    Windows Defender - Homemade burglar bars

    Trackball - What happens when you accidently get your junk stuck in your zipper

    Barcode - what happens in the bar STAYS in the bar

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