This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to. I will start with a few. 1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat. 2. I love you for your money. 3. I do. 4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys. 5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.