Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.

    I will start with a few.

    1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.

    2. I love you for your money.

    3. I do.

    4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.

    5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.
     
  2. DAREDEVIL

    DAREDEVIL Rockstar 4 Years 1000 Posts

    Honey i'm broke

    u cant have that

    u eat to much

    it wasn't me
     
  3. trapstud

    trapstud Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    You need a shower

    You should seek help

    I don't love you anymore

    Can we have a threesome?

    You really are just like your mother
     
  4. stephan

    stephan Rockstar 4 Years 5000 Posts

    1. Yes

    2. No

    3. I don't know

    4. I don't care

    5. Whatever you say dear

    6. Anything
     
  5. Bigbomber

    Bigbomber Rockstar 4 Years 5000 Posts

    Anything having to do with her driving
     
  6. ghotachevy

    ghotachevy Rockstar ROTM Winner

    thats great lmfao
     
  7. mfleetwood

    mfleetwood Rockstar 4 Years ROTM Winner 5000 Posts

    Another girl's name, especially during that "special" time.
     
  8. DAREDEVIL

    DAREDEVIL Rockstar 4 Years 1000 Posts

    i found yesterday that its importend not to say...

    this tastes like chit honey.....

    that pissed her off !!!!!!!...espacialy because it was ordered PIZZA..hehehe
     
  9. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Of all the women I ever had sex with, honey, I'd rate you in the top 50.
     
  10. hardwickn

    hardwickn Rockstar

    if you had her body you'd be perfect
     

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