Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member 100 Posts

    This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.

    I will start with a few.

    1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.

    2. I love you for your money.

    3. I do.

    4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.

    5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.
  2. DAREDEVIL

    DAREDEVIL New Member 1000 Posts 100 Posts

    Honey i'm broke

    u cant have that

    u eat to much

    it wasn't me
  3. trapstud

    trapstud New Member 1000 Posts 100 Posts

    You need a shower

    You should seek help

    I don't love you anymore

    Can we have a threesome?

    You really are just like your mother
  4. stephan

    stephan New Member 1000 Posts 100 Posts

    1. Yes

    2. No

    3. I don't know

    4. I don't care

    5. Whatever you say dear

    6. Anything
  5. Bigbomber

    Bigbomber New Member 1000 Posts 100 Posts

    Anything having to do with her driving
  6. ghotachevy

    ghotachevy New Member

    thats great lmfao
  7. mfleetwood

    mfleetwood Moderator 1000 Posts 100 Posts

    Another girl's name, especially during that "special" time.
  8. DAREDEVIL

    DAREDEVIL New Member 1000 Posts 100 Posts

    i found yesterday that its importend not to say...

    this tastes like chit honey.....

    that pissed her off !!!!!!!...espacialy because it was ordered PIZZA..hehehe
  9. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member 100 Posts

    Of all the women I ever had sex with, honey, I'd rate you in the top 50.
  10. hardwickn

    hardwickn New Member

    if you had her body you'd be perfect

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