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Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

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  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

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    This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.

    I will start with a few.

    1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.

    2. I love you for your money.

    3. I do.

    4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.

    5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.
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  2. DAREDEVIL

    DAREDEVIL New Member

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    Honey i'm broke

    u cant have that

    u eat to much

    it wasn't me
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    You need a shower

    You should seek help

    I don't love you anymore

    Can we have a threesome?

    You really are just like your mother
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  4. stephan

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    1. Yes

    2. No

    3. I don't know

    4. I don't care

    5. Whatever you say dear

    6. Anything
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  5. Bigbomber

    Bigbomber New Member

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    Anything having to do with her driving
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    thats great lmfao
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  7. mfleetwood

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    Another girl's name, especially during that "special" time.
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  8. DAREDEVIL

    DAREDEVIL New Member

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    i found yesterday that its importend not to say...

    this tastes like chit honey.....

    that pissed her off !!!!!!!...espacialy because it was ordered PIZZA..hehehe
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  9. TexasEdition

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    Of all the women I ever had sex with, honey, I'd rate you in the top 50.
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    if you had her body you'd be perfect
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  11. TexasEdition

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    Did you just eat raw fish?
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  12. Jimmeh

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    These are all things I have said. Needless to say, I am single, lol.

    "Well, you don't have to cry about it."
    "You look better with the makeup on."
    "You must be PMSing pretty hard today, huh?"
    "Weight watchers called, they said theres nothing they can do."
    "I would take you to the movies, but I just don't think you're really worth the extra popcorn."

    Actually, my last girlfriend though some of them were funny in the right situation. Too bad she was such a bitch, lol.
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  13. TexasEdition

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    I just got a shoe thrown at me for this one:

    Wife asks, "do these new pants make my butt look fat?"

    I respond, "Not as fat as it looks in your other pants"
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  14. trapstud

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    Wow I am going to have to use that one!!
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  15. stephan

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    Ha Ha Ha Ha:rofl: :rofl:


    At least the tight pants keep it all together & make it look more compact lol
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  16. TexasEdition

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    Today's installment at TexEd's house. I told my wife I was going shopping for a tonneau cover for my pickup. She said "You sure spend a lot of money on that truck. Don't you think you should spend some of that money on me?" To which I replied, "I would darlin' but the truck is a better ride". To which she replied, "Good, from now on you can scr-- your truck then."
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  17. id10t

    id10t New Member

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    Told my wife once that when she turns 40 I am gonna trade he in for 2 20 year olds. She said honey your nit wired for 220 and if you even try it I will mke sure your plug won't even fit 120. I didn't even know she knew that much about electricty. Scarry
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  18. jwco5.3

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    "Your lease is about up".........

    that ended well (not really)
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  19. TexasEdition

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    Hey honey, does the word "swinger" have one r or two?
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  20. TexasEdition

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    Today's input: "Honey, do people in your family live a long time?"
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