Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

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  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    This is a community service post on things you should never say to your spouse or significant other. It is meant to be humorous of course, but real advice is always welcome to.

    I will start with a few.

    1. Yes, those jeans do make you look fat.

    2. I love you for your money.

    3. I do.

    4. I left work early and went drinking with the boys.

    5, Yes, her boobs are bigger than yours.

    DAREDEVIL New Member

    Honey i'm broke

    u cant have that

    u eat to much

    it wasn't me
  3. trapstud

    trapstud New Member

    You need a shower

    You should seek help

    I don't love you anymore

    Can we have a threesome?

    You really are just like your mother
  4. stephan

    stephan New Member

    1. Yes

    2. No

    3. I don't know

    4. I don't care

    5. Whatever you say dear

    6. Anything
  5. Bigbomber

    Bigbomber New Member

    Anything having to do with her driving
  6. ghotachevy

    ghotachevy New Member

    thats great lmfao
  7. mfleetwood

    mfleetwood Moderator

    Another girl's name, especially during that "special" time.

    DAREDEVIL New Member

    i found yesterday that its importend not to say...

    this tastes like chit honey.....

    that pissed her off !!!!!!!...espacialy because it was ordered PIZZA..hehehe
  9. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    Of all the women I ever had sex with, honey, I'd rate you in the top 50.
  10. hardwickn

    hardwickn New Member

    if you had her body you'd be perfect
  11. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    Did you just eat raw fish?
  12. Jimmeh

    Jimmeh New Member

    These are all things I have said. Needless to say, I am single, lol.

    "Well, you don't have to cry about it."
    "You look better with the makeup on."
    "You must be PMSing pretty hard today, huh?"
    "Weight watchers called, they said theres nothing they can do."
    "I would take you to the movies, but I just don't think you're really worth the extra popcorn."

    Actually, my last girlfriend though some of them were funny in the right situation. Too bad she was such a bitch, lol.
  13. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    I just got a shoe thrown at me for this one:

    Wife asks, "do these new pants make my butt look fat?"

    I respond, "Not as fat as it looks in your other pants"
  14. trapstud

    trapstud New Member

    Wow I am going to have to use that one!!
  15. stephan

    stephan New Member

    Ha Ha Ha Ha:rofl: :rofl:

    At least the tight pants keep it all together & make it look more compact lol
  16. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    Today's installment at TexEd's house. I told my wife I was going shopping for a tonneau cover for my pickup. She said "You sure spend a lot of money on that truck. Don't you think you should spend some of that money on me?" To which I replied, "I would darlin' but the truck is a better ride". To which she replied, "Good, from now on you can scr-- your truck then."
  17. id10t

    id10t New Member

    Told my wife once that when she turns 40 I am gonna trade he in for 2 20 year olds. She said honey your nit wired for 220 and if you even try it I will mke sure your plug won't even fit 120. I didn't even know she knew that much about electricty. Scarry
  18. jwco5.3

    jwco5.3 New Member

    "Your lease is about up".........

    that ended well (not really)
  19. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    Hey honey, does the word "swinger" have one r or two?
  20. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    Today's input: "Honey, do people in your family live a long time?"

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