Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Did the dog fart or did you forget your deodorant again?
     
  2. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    You would think with a stay at home mother she would have taught you to cook
     
  3. Untouchable

    Untouchable Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    The only stick you can drive is in my pants.
     
  4. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Did you lose your razor because that mustache is gettin a little thick
     
  5. Untouchable

    Untouchable Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    I didn't know PMS could last a whole month!
     
  6. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "Your sister was better in bed..."
    "Your sister controls her gag reflex better than you do..."
     
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2012
  7. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    I am surprised if you used that , that you and Mr. Bobbit aren't friends
     
  8. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "I shouldn't have settled for you..."
     
  9. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Your mother liked it from behind, just try it
     
  10. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "Your sister is so gorgeous you must've been adopted..."
     

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