Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.
While having sex you stop and look at your wife and say "Did I hurt you?" "No, why?" "You moved!"
"Your sister was better..."
Are you going to eat all the KFC. Or leave a morsel for the rest of the family?
Well, after 4 marriages and subsequent divorces I have learned that as men we are better off not to talk to our women. Just bring home the bacon and be a performer in the bedroom. Talking seems to ruin it for us.................... :glasses:
"While you're getting the hail damage estimate for your car can you have the adjustor check out your legs, hips, and thighs, too?"
When she asks,” do these pants make me look fat?”
Reply,” It’s not the paints.”
I used to do that to the ex-wife and then laugh. It actually made her stop asking me loaded questions. It may also play into why she's an ex- (which is fine by me).
I don’t answer question of anything of that nature (loaded). I just laugh and walk away. I did once and since that time I told her I will never answer anything close to a loaded question.
Any woman (edit: any person, for that matter) who asks for my opinion is going to get it in raw, uncensored form. If you don't want to know ... don't ask. It's that simple!
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