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Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.

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  1. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. giorge

    giorge Rockstar 100 Posts

    While having sex you stop and look at your wife and say "Did I hurt you?" "No, why?" "You moved!"
     
  3. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "Your sister was better..."
     
  4. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Are you going to eat all the KFC. Or leave a morsel for the rest of the family?
     
  5. donyms

    donyms Rockstar 4 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Well, after 4 marriages and subsequent divorces I have learned that as men we are better off not to talk to our women. Just bring home the bacon and be a performer in the bedroom. Talking seems to ruin it for us.................... :glasses:
     
  6. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "While you're getting the hail damage estimate for your car can you have the adjustor check out your legs, hips, and thighs, too?"
     
  7. Curky

    Curky Active Member 2 Years 1000 Posts

    When she asks,” do these pants make me look fat?”
    Reply,” It’s not the paints.”
     
  8. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    I used to do that to the ex-wife and then laugh. It actually made her stop asking me loaded questions. It may also play into why she's an ex- (which is fine by me).
     
  9. Curky

    Curky Active Member 2 Years 1000 Posts

    I don’t answer question of anything of that nature (loaded). I just laugh and walk away. I did once and since that time I told her I will never answer anything close to a loaded question.
     
  10. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Any woman (edit: any person, for that matter) who asks for my opinion is going to get it in raw, uncensored form. If you don't want to know ... don't ask. It's that simple!
     

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