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Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Did you just eat raw fish?
  2. Jimmeh

    Jimmeh Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts

    These are all things I have said. Needless to say, I am single, lol.

    "Well, you don't have to cry about it."
    "You look better with the makeup on."
    "You must be PMSing pretty hard today, huh?"
    "Weight watchers called, they said theres nothing they can do."
    "I would take you to the movies, but I just don't think you're really worth the extra popcorn."

    Actually, my last girlfriend though some of them were funny in the right situation. Too bad she was such a bitch, lol.
  3. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    I just got a shoe thrown at me for this one:

    Wife asks, "do these new pants make my butt look fat?"

    I respond, "Not as fat as it looks in your other pants"
  4. trapstud

    trapstud Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    Wow I am going to have to use that one!!
  5. stephan

    stephan Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Ha Ha Ha Ha:rofl: :rofl:

    At least the tight pants keep it all together & make it look more compact lol
  6. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Today's installment at TexEd's house. I told my wife I was going shopping for a tonneau cover for my pickup. She said "You sure spend a lot of money on that truck. Don't you think you should spend some of that money on me?" To which I replied, "I would darlin' but the truck is a better ride". To which she replied, "Good, from now on you can scr-- your truck then."
  7. id10t

    id10t New Member

    Told my wife once that when she turns 40 I am gonna trade he in for 2 20 year olds. She said honey your nit wired for 220 and if you even try it I will mke sure your plug won't even fit 120. I didn't even know she knew that much about electricty. Scarry
  8. jwco5.3

    jwco5.3 Rockstar 100 Posts

    "Your lease is about up".........

    that ended well (not really)
  9. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Hey honey, does the word "swinger" have one r or two?
  10. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    Today's input: "Honey, do people in your family live a long time?"

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