Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.
Did you just eat raw fish?
These are all things I have said. Needless to say, I am single, lol.
"Well, you don't have to cry about it."
"You look better with the makeup on."
"You must be PMSing pretty hard today, huh?"
"Weight watchers called, they said theres nothing they can do."
"I would take you to the movies, but I just don't think you're really worth the extra popcorn."
Actually, my last girlfriend though some of them were funny in the right situation. Too bad she was such a bitch, lol.
I just got a shoe thrown at me for this one:
Wife asks, "do these new pants make my butt look fat?"
I respond, "Not as fat as it looks in your other pants"
Wow I am going to have to use that one!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha:rofl: :rofl:
At least the tight pants keep it all together & make it look more compact lol
Today's installment at TexEd's house. I told my wife I was going shopping for a tonneau cover for my pickup. She said "You sure spend a lot of money on that truck. Don't you think you should spend some of that money on me?" To which I replied, "I would darlin' but the truck is a better ride". To which she replied, "Good, from now on you can scr-- your truck then."
Told my wife once that when she turns 40 I am gonna trade he in for 2 20 year olds. She said honey your nit wired for 220 and if you even try it I will mke sure your plug won't even fit 120. I didn't even know she knew that much about electricty. Scarry
"Your lease is about up".........
that ended well (not really)
Hey honey, does the word "swinger" have one r or two?
Today's input: "Honey, do people in your family live a long time?"
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