Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.
Don't yell 'Man the harpoons!' when she walks into the room; you'll be sorry...
hahahahahahaha, weve said that in bars when we see a big one.. if looks could kill id probably be dead 9 billion times already
Did you feel the earth shake? when she trips and falls on the floor
You guys are all terrible... LOL... You think that all women respond negatively or cry when you all say that... LOL some of us, can dish it out just as bad...try saying any one of those things to someone like me, you will be going to work with:
a) black eye, b) slap mark on your face c) only one dropped ball, as the other would be shoved up to your stomach d) make you cry at work to your co-workers e) or crawl under your desk refusing to come home... LOL YOU PICK..
I am not afraid to dish out a response or some kinda comment... Its usually all in fun, but sometimes, you guys say things that really hurt, even though you don't mean for it to come out like that.. PLEASE>>> stop, think, then respond.. You will get a much happier women in your life
10 Things not to say to a man:
1) He asks how was that baby, did you enjoy it?? Women responds: Meh! I have had better
2) I have seen/had bigger
3) You call that a wild night?
4) I like your car, your okay
5) I think that your going bald, can you put a hat on?
6) Can we talk?
7) Lets be friends
8) Your a nice guy, but not what I am looking for in a relationship
9) Its just a game
10) Do you think she looks pretty??
i hate the can we talk one......ummm as Gabriel iglesias said with he*& no dont look at her and then go and say O HE** NO!!
Which one should I start with? Bring it on girl:neutral:
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When shopping for shoes please dont make the mistake I did. I told the salesman " We will just take the box you can keep the shoes"
Ohhhh Coach.. You don't want to get into with me on here, LOL... You will lose... You wanna start with 1 to 10... BRING ON BABE!! BRING IT ON!!!
10-4 officer. whats your 20?
Another thing guys shouldn't do
give a gift of sexy bras to your woman then have her open the gift in font of all the family.
Yup that one cost me Meatloaf for a week, man I was sick of meat loaf after that week. Oh yeah she always burns the meat loak
You look like the Maytag man with your ass crack hanging out!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
I like it!!!
Hey are wearing new Golf pants? Those look just like the dimples on my golf balls
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