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Things you should never say to your spouse or significant other

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "My ex- could teach you a thing or two, in bed..."
  2. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    OH mY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Honey I am going to have to get a crane so we can get you in the truck
  3. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    If your girlfriend/spouse catches you blow-drying your penis for some reason and bothers to ask what you're doing, apparently, "Heating your dinner" is not the right answer.
  4. sgtsjj

    sgtsjj Rockstar 3 Years 1000 Posts

    it isnt DARN!! ill remember not to say that now
  5. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Darlin' you got more dimples on your arse than all my golf balls put together
  6. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "We need a third in this relationship..."
  7. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    I can't remember which house I left that box of condoms
  8. Untouchable

    Untouchable Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    Do you really think you should be eating that?
  9. Red Z71 Max

    Red Z71 Max Rockstar 3 Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    I sure hope you don't end up looking like your Momma!!!
  10. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    "I'd climb the highest mountain just to be without you..."

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