Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Dec 27, 2010.
"My ex- could teach you a thing or two, in bed..."
Honey I am going to have to get a crane so we can get you in the truck
If your girlfriend/spouse catches you blow-drying your penis for some reason and bothers to ask what you're doing, apparently, "Heating your dinner" is not the right answer.
it isnt DARN!! ill remember not to say that now
Darlin' you got more dimples on your arse than all my golf balls put together
"We need a third in this relationship..."
I can't remember which house I left that box of condoms
Do you really think you should be eating that?
I sure hope you don't end up looking like your Momma!!!
"I'd climb the highest mountain just to be without you..."
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