Why do condoms come in packs of 3,6,12, JOTD

Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by RockHead, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. RockHead

    RockHead Epic Member 5+ Years 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
    walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
    son. Men use them to have safe sex."

    "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've heard of that in health
    class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of
    3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one
    for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

    "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these for?"

    "Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO
    for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
    a 12-pack.

    With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
    January, one for February, one for March....... "
  2. crane3447

    crane3447 Rockstar 100 Posts

    Thats good. I'm going to use that one. To bad it wasn't far from the truth!!
  3. SoonerSilverado11

    SoonerSilverado11 Rockstar 100 Posts

    Haha! That was good. That's the truth? Crap, better stay in college.
  4. Pete95Sierra

    Pete95Sierra Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    hahaha nice joke man I got a good chuckle :rofl:
  5. finalday7

    finalday7 Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    Nice, I got a smile out of that.
  6. DirtDog

    DirtDog Rockstar 100 Posts

    :rofl: That was funny... I needed a good laugh. Except when I was married to my ex wife, it would have been more like "one for 2003, one for 2004, one for 2005"... LOL!

  7. Flatman

    Flatman Rockstar ROTM Winner 100 Posts

    lolololollllll!!! :rofl:

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