Why I had a child

Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by dsfloyd, May 2, 2012.

  1. osgprometheus

    osgprometheus Rockstar 100 Posts

    LMFAO!!!!! That's frikking funny!! lol

    I say the same thing about my kids.
  2. tbplus10

    tbplus10 Epic Member Staff Member 5+ Years 5000 Posts Platinum Contributor

    My youngest/only is 28 and I still havent been able to get a picture of her working, I dont think she really understands what the word "work" means, she just knows it's not something she wants anypart of. I think I got the bad end of that deal cause all the chores she actually completed over the years didnt add up to as much as 1 year of supporting her cost.
    Not to really scare ya dsfloyd but she's only 5 now, and cute as a button, just wait until the teen years and boyfriends, got yer shot gun ready yet?
  3. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

  4. dsfloyd

    dsfloyd Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    oh yeah there will never be a return on investment in this case. kinda like the picture of the model next to the ferrari and the caption says "in the long run the ferrari will be cheaper". I wanted a boy but since the day I found out I was having a girl the ammo started getting stockpiled, had to start working out a little more and dreading the teenage years. [MENTION=50075]SurrealOne[/MENTION] that application is great. I would have to take off the disqualification for truck with oversized tires as thats a good thing.

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    ok now that is hillarious. my daughter is already a smart @$$ and quick with come backs. I could see her doing something like that.
  5. osgprometheus

    osgprometheus Rockstar 100 Posts

    Surreal. That application is frikking awesome! I love it! lol I have a daughter that is 12. I will be using this. lol

    DS. I happen to remember what happens in tucks with oversize tires. It got me and my girlfriend wa out of the way and time alone ;)
  6. rileyjr16

    rileyjr16 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    I hope my God-Daughter wants a truck. She could be like her parrain (French for Godfather in case yall didn't know). Except by the time she'll be 16, cars and trucks might be 200K$
  7. dsfloyd

    dsfloyd Epic Member 5+ Years ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    thing is she may be the one with the lifted truck (may get mine but thats a ways off). And yes I remember how it was and the limited things boys think about, which is why I didnt want a girl when we decided to have a kid. As they say: with a boy you only have to worry about 1 stick (for pg rating), but with girl you have to worry about lots of sticks.
  8. osgprometheus

    osgprometheus Rockstar 100 Posts

    lol good point. My daughter wants my lifted chev when she starts driving. I never thought about that.
  9. Sierraowner5.3

    Sierraowner5.3 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    life will be interesting for me in about 14 years. daughter will be old enough to like boys, god help me, i need this application as well.

  10. lonelywolf858

    lonelywolf858 Rockstar 100 Posts

    My dad said that was the same reason he had kids. As I recall, my older brother and I dug out a hole to install a pond in my mom's garden. Dad sat on the porch drinking tea the whole time.

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