My family and I went out for ribs the other night. I had a beer with my slab, so I always let my wife drive because she does not drink. (better safe than sorry). As we are leaving we walk into a nearly empty parking lot. As I strap my four year old in his car seat I see this really nice looking silver extended cab silverado 2500 HD waiting until I close my passenger door so he can park. I get in and look at my wife and say "What the hell is this guys issue, the lot is empty and he has to park in the spot right next to us"? As we get settled in and she puts it in reverse, the guy pulls up right next to my door, so close that our mirrors almost touch. Suddenly I start laughing uncontrollably and point out to my wife that someone has keyed a GIANT anatomically correct penis with all parts included into the paint on his drivers door. The entire door was covered with it. Either he has parked to close to someone else or he was attempted to hide it by parking close to me. What makes things worse was that the truck still had the temporary tag in the window, meaning it was less than a month old. I hate to see someone's truck vandalized in any way, But catching this giant thing out of the corner of my eye was so unexpected I could not help but laugh. I tried to take a pic but my camera on my phone stinks.