Why My Truck is Better Than My Significant Other

Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by AMac, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. AMac

    AMac Member 2 Years GMTC Chick 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    Let's all share our thoughts on why we think our trucks are better then our significant other.

    I'll go first...
    Because I can shut my truck off when I don't want to use it anymore
    Because it lets me customize it the way I want to
    Because it goes where I want it to go

    Okay your turn...
     
  2. Untouchable

    Untouchable Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    Doesn't complain when I hang out with my friends.
    It doesn't nag me when I want to stay home.
    If I think it needs a rub down, it doesn't complain about a headache.
     
  3. SurrealOne

    SurrealOne Former Member ROTM Winner 1000 Posts

    • Because my truck has big bumpers...
    • Because if I get tired of my truck I can trade it in for a younger, better model and still keep most of my possessions...
    • Because my truck doesn't mind if I drive another truck for a while...
    • Because my truck has a built-in volume control...
    • Because when I turn my truck off it stays quiet until I turn it on, again...
    • Because my truck doesn't care how many other trucks I've been in...
    • Because I can ride my truck in public and not get arrested...
    • Because if I put my foot down in my truck it won't bitch about it for three days before agreeing...
     
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2012
  4. Sierraowner5.3

    Sierraowner5.3 Rockstar 3 Years 1000 Posts

    because i can trade it in for a new one any time I want....

    Alex
     
  5. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Well Professor you got it smothered and covered...................................
     
  6. Dana W

    Dana W Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    Because....

    Occasionally, while driving through the stripmall parking lot, I will look at my reflection in the store window to check out how cool I look driving my truck.
    I stopped doing that while walking with my wife 30 years ago.
     
  7. AMac

    AMac Member 2 Years GMTC Chick 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    haha....I do that too...although I'm looking at how shiny my rims look.
     
  8. aloxdaddy99

    aloxdaddy99 Rockstar 4 Years 1000 Posts

    that is funny as hell.
     
  9. rileyjr16

    rileyjr16 Rockstar 3 Years 1000 Posts

    Haha that's awesome. I like my truck better than my significant other because there is no significant other. Even if there was I'd love more truck more anyway...maybe that's why I don't have a significant other at the moment
     
  10. AMac

    AMac Member 2 Years GMTC Chick 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    Riley,
    You'll know you got the right girl when she appreciates your truck as much as you, if not more.

    I also like my truck better than my BF because it doesn't mind when I take pictures of her back end.
     

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