Why My Truck is Better Than My Significant Other

Discussion in 'The Coffee Shop ~ Chit Chat' started by AMac, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. rileyjr16

    rileyjr16 Rockstar 3 Years 1000 Posts

    Oh I had one that did love it as much as I do. The one that got away.

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    Oh I had one that did love it as much as I do. The one that got away.

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    Not sure why it doubled the reply
     
  2. Caddiac

    Caddiac Rockstar 3 Years 1000 Posts

    I can let some one else drive if I am too tired..........
     
  3. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Ahh it is great to get a thread that will bring Caddi to the party

    Thanks Amac!
     
  4. AMac

    AMac Member 2 Years GMTC Chick 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    I can't take all the credit [MENTION=11233]Chevy Girl[/MENTION] and I spoke about posting a thread like this. Now I'm just waiting for her to get her but on here and give her input...LOL

    [MENTION=44044]GMCErica[/MENTION]...waiting on you too girl, I know you have something to say about why your truck is better than a man.
     
  5. GMCErica

    GMCErica Rockstar 3 Years GMTC Chick 1000 Posts Platinum Contributor

    Why my Envoy is better than a man... (because I am single), I dont have a significant other... LOL!! I don't think that I have enough room to list, but a few things:

    1) Never complain that they need food/to be fed: she just shows me her fuel light
    2) Doesn't lie to me about what she can offer me: I know the engine power, and what she can do
    3) Doesn't use me for money or ask me to buy things: She gets modded when I have money, and gas is a given when she needs it
    4) Likes me for me: doesn't care if I wear sweat pants or skirt to drive, or my hair/makeup is done
    5) Always wants to go anywhere I want to go!!
    LOVE MY ENVOY!! :)
     
  6. Coach24

    Coach24 Rockstar 3 Years 5000 Posts

    Ok OK.
    Being without a significant other my truck is better than one anyway, on these points;
    1-She doesn't say a word if I fart
    2- I can crack bad joke and she doesn't roll her eyes or raise an eyebrow
    3- She doesn't complain when I rub her down
    4- She is always ready when I am( Cause she is a Chevy)
    5- No complaints when I belch
    6- No honey do list
    7- She like when I give her a bath
    8- Never(yet) complained about the food I buy her
    9- Doesn't mind when I have another person in the passenger seat
    10- Loves to go off road when I do
    11- Doesn't require fancy jewelry
    12- Helps me haul the trash away
    13- Never complains about my music, unless it is Toby Keith scwack
    14- Loves it when I push her accelerator button
    15- She knows where the rubber belongs(on the road)
    16- Doesn't play me for finances or gifts
    17- Never cheats on me. One Man Truck
    18- Responds to my touch when anything other than a GM truck tries to pass us
    19- She never stinks
    20- And she never complains about where we go for entertainment

    Yes, there are more reasons but I think everyone understands , My Truck and I get along real well and are good for each other.
     
  7. AMac

    AMac Member 2 Years GMTC Chick 500 Posts ROTM Winner


    My polite rebuttal
    4- She is always ready when I am( Cause she is a Chevy) - assuming you don't need a new starter, or battery
    6- No honey do list - makes me wash her weekly and I have to fuel her up
    11- Doesn't require fancy jewelry - would chrome be truck jewelry
    13- Never complains about my music, unless it is Toby Keith scwack - okay I'll let this slide...for now..lol
    18- Responds to my touch when anything other than a GM truck tries to pass us - :great:



    Nice List Coach!

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    Just have to throw this song in here since the man sings about proposing to his truck.

     
  8. 747

    747 Member 2 Years 100 Posts

    My truck doesnt complain when I leave the bed messy.
     
  9. sevi084x4

    sevi084x4 Rockstar 100 Posts

    This is the best thing i have seen in a long while. :lol:

     
  10. AMac

    AMac Member 2 Years GMTC Chick 500 Posts ROTM Winner

    My truck doesn't complain when I spend hours looking for accessories for her.
     

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