You Might Be a Ford Owner If.......

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    OK, this is kind of a spinoff of the well known series "You Might Be a Redneck". In this case, we're talking about Ford Owners. It's meant to be in jest and please keep it G or PG. :rules:

    Here's an example to get things rolling.

    You might be a Ford Owner if.......

    ......Your air conditioner only works when the windows are down. :gasp:
  2. stephan

    stephan New Member

    ...If it don't start, don't run, the fenders are falling half off, the wheels are bent, the glass is broken out, it shakes & shimmies like a $10 dollar hooker, gets crappy mileage, is missing the tailgate cuz the bollards broke off, & your gf won't ride in it due to embaressment issues, then it must be a Ford...
  3. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    ..........if you use your vehicle's speed control button to ignite your gas grill........
  4. pmf608

    pmf608 New Member

    ... you can't get into the box of your truck without some cheap, floppy, unreliable step and handle...

    side note - a quote from a friend: "Ford had a problem and they circled it"
  5. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

  6. pmf608

    pmf608 New Member

    ... your trailer hitch just falls off while towing a bobcat down the highway... (true story)
  7. Enkeiavalanche

    Enkeiavalanche Moderator

  8. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition New Member

    ....if you leave your brand new truck unlocked at the mall with the keys in it and no one steals it......
  9. Looey

    Looey New Member

    your truck came with a bicycle
  10. HawaiiKid

    HawaiiKid New Member

    ...if you're proud of the fact that your company didn't need a bail out.

  11. Bigbomber

    Bigbomber New Member

    You like to ride the Loser Cruiser = known as the BUS in these parts
  12. 2COR517

    2COR517 New Member

    You tell the parts guy it's an XLT at least twice. Before you tell me the year, F150, 4x4, engine, etc.

    "I need a starter for my truck, it's a XLT"

    What year is it? "F150"

    Is that a half ton? "It's four wheel drive, XLT"
  13. KyleZ71

    KyleZ71 New Member

    If you need to Fix Or Repair it Daily
  14. Looey

    Looey New Member

    you think twin I beams are really bright headlights
  15. sgtsjj

    sgtsjj New Member

    if you put a truck in the ditch, put it in 4wd break the 4wd and have to be pulled out of the ditch by a CHEVY!!!
    you might be a ford owner
  16. pmf608

    pmf608 New Member

    ... you still can't get automatic headlights...
    That one drives my mom crazy on rental cars
  17. pmf608

    pmf608 New Member

    ... if you carry a tow rope for the sake of being frequently towed rather than for towing others...

    Reminds me of the Toyota Highlander commercials:great:
  18. HawaiiKid

    HawaiiKid New Member

    If by this you mean having some of the best build quality in the country, then yes they are inching towards the Japanese :)
  19. jwco5.3

    jwco5.3 New Member

    Lol at this thread.
  20. rustyk2

    rustyk2 New Member

    If you see someone under the hood with a baseball bat, and it worked (true story)

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