You Might Be a Ford Owner If.......

Discussion in 'Games Forum' started by TexasEdition, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    OK, this is kind of a spinoff of the well known series "You Might Be a Redneck". In this case, we're talking about Ford Owners. It's meant to be in jest and please keep it G or PG. :rules:

    Here's an example to get things rolling.

    You might be a Ford Owner if.......

    ......Your air conditioner only works when the windows are down. :gasp:
     
  2. stephan

    stephan Rockstar 4 Years 5000 Posts

    ...If it don't start, don't run, the fenders are falling half off, the wheels are bent, the glass is broken out, it shakes & shimmies like a $10 dollar hooker, gets crappy mileage, is missing the tailgate cuz the bollards broke off, & your gf won't ride in it due to embaressment issues, then it must be a Ford...
     
  3. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    ..........if you use your vehicle's speed control button to ignite your gas grill........
     
  4. pmf608

    pmf608 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    ... you can't get into the box of your truck without some cheap, floppy, unreliable step and handle...

    side note - a quote from a friend: "Ford had a problem and they circled it"
     
  5. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

  6. pmf608

    pmf608 Epic Member 5+ Years 1000 Posts

    ... your trailer hitch just falls off while towing a bobcat down the highway... (true story)
     
  7. Enkeiavalanche

    Enkeiavalanche Rockstar 4 Years ROTM Winner 5000 Posts

  8. TexasEdition

    TexasEdition Rockstar 3 Years 500 Posts

    ....if you leave your brand new truck unlocked at the mall with the keys in it and no one steals it......
     
  9. Looey

    Looey Rockstar

    your truck came with a bicycle
     
  10. HawaiiKid

    HawaiiKid Rockstar 4 Years 500 Posts

    ...if you're proud of the fact that your company didn't need a bail out.

    :)
     

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