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Awesome!:great:I just got a new Cadillac Escalade yesterday,but returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I could not figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" He said "Nelson". The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he continued and on the road again came from the speakers.
I drove away happy and for the next few days everytime I'd say "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
I had a narrow escape yesterday when a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my car. Swerving in time to avoid them I stuck my head out the window and yelled. "A-holes!" Just then the French National Anthem began to play sung by Jane Fonda, Michael Moore and the Dixie Chicks, backed up by the Rev. Jesse Jackson on Guitar, Al Sharpton on the drums and Hillary Clinton on Kazoo.
Damn I love this car
Sounds familiar? But i usually find the lost LegoYa wanna know what I like ? I like when I'm walking in the house , in the dark , barefoot , and kick the corner of the dresser with my little toe. It gives such a good feeling , doesnt it ...
Huh , No ? ok nevermind :neutral:
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Melanie likes her steaks to Moo when she cuts into them, blood oozing out.Oh sure...go and have something better.:lol:
Did the steak whimper when you cut into it?
Actually my daughter said aahhh I want taco's now. So now I have to do taco's tomorrow...Oh sure...go and have something better.:lol:
Did the steak whimper when you cut into it?
How dare you char mammal flesh like that. I sent a state trooper to your farm to investigate such an atrocity... :meuh:Melanie likes her steaks to Moo when she cuts into them, blood oozing out.
I can’t stand it that way I prefer burnt on the outside, and brown on the inside.
But to each his, or her own.
That's a big plate!!!:smile:I believe that there is enough room for all of God's creatures..............right next to my mashed potatoes and gravy :tongue: