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Old Timer Sex
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> > The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
> > first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
> >
> > We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
> > fence and I made love to you."
> >
> > "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
> >
> > "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
> > can do it for old time's sake?"
> >
> > "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
> >
> > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
> > this, and having a chuckle to himself.
> >
> > He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against
> > a fence.
> >
> > I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows
> > them.
> >
> > They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided
> > by walking sticks.
> >
> > Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
> > the fence.
> >
> > The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
> >
> > As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
> >
> > Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
> > policeman has ever seen.
> >
> > This goes on for about 50 minutes. Both are making loud noises and
> > moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.
> >
> > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
> > life and old age that he didn't know.
> >
> > After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
> > couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
> >
> > The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing.
> >
> > He thinks, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
> >
> > As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
> > something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
> > some sort of secret to this?"
> >
> > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
 

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I love it.

got to post that on my Fiero forum, then i got to get the old lady to try it.

 
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