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Well...we're waiting!!! :lol:
Sorry ya'll. I had to go out of town and didnt have availabilty to post. Here ya go...

People are like slinkys . . . Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. :rofl:
 

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Here's today's fun little tid-bit...

I used to hate going to weddings. My friends and family would poke me in the ribs and say “you’re next!!” They stopped that stuff when I started doing it to them at funerals.
 

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I used to hate going to weddings. My friends and family would poke me in the ribs and say “you’re next!!” They stopped that stuff when I started doing it to them at funerals.
I've heard that one before but funny every time.
 

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ok heres one for ya what do winter storms and sex have in common? They perdict 6 to 8 inches and are happy with 2 to 4 inches
 

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I know I have missed a few days (due to work) so I will leave a few extra thoughts to ponder today...

Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
 

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Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, its fun at first, then you realize you’re just screwing yourself.
 

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen & oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer…
 
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