[JayMack75]

Well...we're waiting!!! :lol:

Sorry ya'll. I had to go out of town and didnt have availabilty to post. Here ya go...

People are like slinkys . . . Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. :rofl:

 

[JayMack75]

Here's today's fun little tid-bit...

I used to hate going to weddings. My friends and family would poke me in the ribs and say “you’re next!!” They stopped that stuff when I started doing it to them at funerals.

 

[finalday7]

I used to hate going to weddings. My friends and family would poke me in the ribs and say “you’re next!!” They stopped that stuff when I started doing it to them at funerals.

I've heard that one before but funny every time.

 

[homer911]

ok heres one for ya what do winter storms and sex have in common? They perdict 6 to 8 inches and are happy with 2 to 4 inches

 

[MD4x4 Fireman]

JayMack75 those jokes were very funny. i needed a good laugh

 

[JayMack75]

ok heres one for ya what do winter storms and sex have in common? They perdict 6 to 8 inches and are happy with 2 to 4 inches

LMAO That was a good one.

 

[JayMack75]

I know I have missed a few days (due to work) so I will leave a few extra thoughts to ponder today...

Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

 

[JayMack75]

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[JayMack75]

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

 

[JayMack75]

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

 

[JayMack75]

Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

 

[MD4x4 Fireman]

i nearly pissed myself.. keep the funny sh!t coming

 

[JayMack75]

Some other things to make you think...

Hard work pays off in the future -- Laziness pays off now.

 

[JayMack75]

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

[JayMack75]

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

 

[JayMack75]

Everyone has to get married sometime. You can’t go through your whole life being happy.

 

[MD4x4 Fireman]

jay you keep making my day so much better with your jokes.

 

[JayMack75]

Life is all about ass...either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it.

 

[JayMack75]

Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, its fun at first, then you realize you’re just screwing yourself.

 

[JayMack75]

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen & oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer…