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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in
a nursinghome. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died
today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse
Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your
But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
your pajamas?"
(You gotta love this ..)

Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

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