The other day I was settin at a red light mindin my own business, when this ole boy in a brand new F-150 pulls up beside me and starts revving up his truck. Not sure why, maybe the EATS FORDS, SHITS DODGES sticker I have on the back window. Anyway, being the redneck I am I rev back, and the race is on. I stopped at the next red light, about a quarter mile away, a full 30 seconds before he got there. I was so proud of the bowtiebeast.